Funny joke (really funny)

DansDarkSide · 09-04-2006, 02:20 AM

Cannabilism

Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained, “Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten.” The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed.

The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.

1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!”

The second one replied, I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”

Big Red 11 · 09-04-2006, 11:02 AM

Old one.

Here's another cannibal one I love:

Three guys, a Brit, Russian, and American, get captured by cannibals. The cannibal chief says "We will make boats out of your skin! But out of mercy, I will allow you to kill yourselves. You may select one item to kill yourself with."

The British guy says "Bring me a knife then." He gets his knife, yells "God save the queen!" and slits his throat. The cannibals skin him and make a boat.

The Russian guy says "Bring me gun!" He gets his gun, yells "For mother Russia!" and shoots himself in the head. Same as with the Brit, the cannibals skin him and make a boat.

The American guy ponderously says "Hm....can I get a fork?". The cannibals are confused but they bring him his fork. He grabs it and starts stabbing himself repeatedly all over his body, yelling "So much for your boat!"

09-04-2006, 02:20 AM	#1
DansDarkSide Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 103	Funny joke (really funny) Cannabilism Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained, “Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten.” The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed. The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!” The second one replied, I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”

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09-04-2006, 11:02 AM	#2
Big Red 11 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 121	Old one. Here's another cannibal one I love: Three guys, a Brit, Russian, and American, get captured by cannibals. The cannibal chief says "We will make boats out of your skin! But out of mercy, I will allow you to kill yourselves. You may select one item to kill yourself with." The British guy says "Bring me a knife then." He gets his knife, yells "God save the queen!" and slits his throat. The cannibals skin him and make a boat. The Russian guy says "Bring me gun!" He gets his gun, yells "For mother Russia!" and shoots himself in the head. Same as with the Brit, the cannibals skin him and make a boat. The American guy ponderously says "Hm....can I get a fork?". The cannibals are confused but they bring him his fork. He grabs it and starts stabbing himself repeatedly all over his body, yelling "So much for your boat!"