If it's not a bomb... what is it?

Swiss Miss · 08-28-2006, 06:09 PM

:D This is great...

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No, that's not a penis pump, Mom. Really

Wed Aug 23, 4:12 PM ET

Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

Big Red 11 · 08-28-2006, 07:04 PM

The great irony of it is that she most likely found out anyway in court, along with the rest of the court-room.

Martin · 08-28-2006, 07:54 PM

Thats friggin Hilarious. LOLL.

Kevin · 08-28-2006, 08:28 PM

Pretty funny lol, but facing three years for that...Thats a little harsh I think.

DansDarkSide · 08-29-2006, 12:23 AM

Hmmm. Madin Azad Amin. Sounds like a middle eastern name. I bet that didnt make any matter easier. Why would he have his mother think he is a terriorist over a guy who wants to enlarge himself?

RadioactiveMan · 08-29-2006, 03:49 AM

Three years for disorderly conduct? That's extreme!
Edit: Felony disorderly conduct is obviously different and saying that it's a bomb is undeniably stupid, but I don't think that it's three years worth of stupid since he didn't really do much wrong.

DansDarkSide · 08-29-2006, 07:42 PM

I think he should. He said he had a bomb in a airport. What if people would have heard that. It would have started a riot.

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08-28-2006, 07:04 PM	#2
Big Red 11 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 121	The great irony of it is that she most likely found out anyway in court, along with the rest of the court-room.

08-28-2006, 07:54 PM	#3
Martin Administrator Join Date: Feb 2006 Age: 33 Posts: 247	Thats friggin Hilarious. LOLL.

08-28-2006, 08:28 PM	#4
Kevin Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 7	Pretty funny lol, but facing three years for that...Thats a little harsh I think.

08-29-2006, 12:23 AM	#5
DansDarkSide Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 103	Hmmm. Madin Azad Amin. Sounds like a middle eastern name. I bet that didnt make any matter easier. Why would he have his mother think he is a terriorist over a guy who wants to enlarge himself?

08-29-2006, 03:49 AM	#6
RadioactiveMan Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: B.C. Age: 19 Posts: 113	Three years for disorderly conduct? That's extreme! Edit: Felony disorderly conduct is obviously different and saying that it's a bomb is undeniably stupid, but I don't think that it's three years worth of stupid since he didn't really do much wrong.

08-29-2006, 07:42 PM	#7
DansDarkSide Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 103	I think he should. He said he had a bomb in a airport. What if people would have heard that. It would have started a riot.