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Old 12-22-2006, 04:19 PM   #1
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who's typing with one hand?

on second thought - keep that information to yourself.


When anti-war activists Paul Reffell and Donna Sheehan planned their latest peace-making project -- the synchronized global orgasm -- to fall on Dec. 22, they may not have realized that it's the last Friday before Christmas. It's a day many people take off, and so, have a little extra time on their hands. Sweet coinkydink or a holiday miracle, today's your chance to improve the world -- batteries not included.

The goal of the Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace (or as I think of it, The Other GOP) is to effect a change in the world's energy by having as many people as possible orgasm while focusing their thoughts on world peace.

The rules are simple: Yes, you can do it on your own. No, there's no specific time. And, no, you can't fake it.
http://www.alternet.org/sex/45805/
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hah... "Global Orgasm Day"

... soon to be known as "Global STD Day"...


I'll be sure to play along though.
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Well there's a kleenex for peace.
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who's typing with one hand?
They probably had sex in mind when they created the day, not masturbation. :/
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Old 12-23-2006, 05:49 AM   #5
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In the name of peace, find a partner -- or find yourself -- and have an orgasm.
Most likely but it dose say Or find yourself :)
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